The Ordeal of the Perfect Jeans

[14:08] jon: i found jeans that fit me awesome and are only 30 bucks
[14:09] rob: from where?
[14:10] jon: levi's women's jeans hahaha
[14:10] rob: that's funny
[14:10] jon: im a 3m
[14:10] jon: in womens
[14:10] rob: how did you find that out?
[14:10] rob: did you go try them on in the store?
[14:10] jon: went to the department store
[14:10] jon: and tried them on HAHA
[14:10] rob: did they look at you funny?
[14:10] jon: all the women there were looking at me
[14:10] jon: yeah
[14:10] jon: cuz i was the only one there
[14:10] jon: i tried to play it off like i was buyin them for a girlfriend or something
[14:11] jon: yeah.. that didnt work
[14:11] rob: yeah
[14:11] rob: you don't try on your gf's jeans
[14:11] rob: just say
[14:12] rob: ladies, I get down like that
[14:12] jon: haha
[14:12] jon: well
[14:12] jon: it got really embarassing
[14:12] jon: because i was on a womens floor of the department store
[14:12] jon: so like they didnt have fitting rooms for men
[14:12] jon: and i couldnt take them anywhere else but that floor
[14:12] rob: so what did you do?
[14:12] jon: so i asked the woman, could i try them all, she said only if there is no one in the fitting room
[14:13] jon: but there was one woman in there at the time
[14:13] jon: so she said once shes done i could go in
[14:13] rob: this is pretty fucking epic
[14:13] jon: but as soon as that woman left, she screams at me, " YOU CAN TRY ON YOUR JEANS NOW"
[14:13] jon: i think like 3 girls heard that shit.