Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The $1400 Apartment

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This is the view from my brother's new apartment: a two bedroom-two bath affair located near the University of Texas at Austin campus. The building was brand new, and in fact, had not actually been completed when we arrived. The asking price? Fourteen hundred dollars a month.

For comparison's sake, one of my friends recently moved into a studio apartment in a very nice area of Los Angeles. A studio. As in no second bedroom, no full-size kitchen, no second bathroom, and no separate living room. The asking price? Fourteen hundred dollars a month.

Let's take a closer look at Jon's apartment:

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Hey kids! Can you spot the three things in this photo that don't belong in a Los Angeles apartment? 1) The laundry machine. 2) The free fridge. 3) The wine rack.


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The living room, with the kitchen in the background.

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The kitchen. Note the marble counters and the modern appliances.

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The living room. Note the polished concrete floor.

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The shelves in the living room, and the door to Jon's bedroom.

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Jon's bedroom. Sup ladies.

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One of the two bathrooms.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

jesus christ. oh my f'in god (in case the parents are reading). i'm looking at the pictures and muttering over and over to myself oh my god oh my god oh MY god.

christ.

jesus!!

... but... it's still not enough to make me want to leave los angeles.

still -- OH MY FREAKIN GOD. something is so wrong here.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's in Texas. And according to R. Lee Ermey, only two things come out of Texas.

Jonathan said...

Hey ladies, indeed.