My To-Do List is Sick, Dude

During the next few months, I will:

1) Convert apartment into loft: paint walls, tear out carpets, stain and seal concrete floors.

2) Go to New York for a friend's wedding.

3) While in New York, begin work on new radio project with Stefanie. Work meaning spend lots of time with her, insult her, make her laugh. But this time, get it on tape. (More on this in a bit.)

4) From New York, fly to London and visit Huili. Discuss Pillow Crisis.

5) From London, take train into Scotland.

6) Write the first draft of Pillow Crisis: A Novel.

7) Finish the second draft of Lobsters vs. Butterflies: The Movie.

8) Go running, do yoga, lift weights, hike.

9) Prepare for glory.

This is the kind of list that makes even the most hardened overachiever cry. As recently as a couple years ago, I would never have been able to even consider taking on responsibilities of this number and magnitude. But I've learned something very important during this experiment in self-determination: how to optimize my own workflow.

This is how fast I move now.