Fiscal Report: April 2006

UNDER-BUDGET SPENDING CATEGORIES

Unallocated: $195.91 remaining (out of $195.91)
Dining Out: $128.57 (out of $250)
Entertainment: $53.14 (out of $123)
Clothing: $3.50 (out of $50)

GRAND TOTAL: $381.12 budget surplus.

As Chief Financial Officer of A Very Big If (symbol: AVBI), I am pleased to report that our organization has exceeded its financial forecasts for the month of April 2006, by accumulating record savings. (Granted, April was the first month of record-keeping.)

Stronger-than-expected savings in the category "Dining Out" resulted from an innovative new practice of no longer taking meals at Westwood eateries, and cooking one's own meals instead. Additional savings in "Entertainment" were the byproduct of vigorous cuts in video game expenditures and an unanticipated surfeit of free film screenings.

AVBI would like to warn our investors, that while we are committed to increasing shareholder value, savings for each month will not be allocated to the organization's Roth IRA, or to the extention of AVBI's tenure. Given our institutional preoccupation with travel to distant locales, audacious stunts involving young women, and the predictions of tarot readers, it is quite likely that current and future budget surpluses will be exhausted within the year.